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The Patriots beat the Rams 13 to 3 last night with Tom Brady earning his record-breaking 6TH Super Bowl Ring in a game that many are calling a real snoozer.

- Unlike the Saints/Rams game where the only ones sleeping were the Refs.

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Some on Social Media are angry that Halftime performer Adam Levine of “Maroon 5” got away with taking his shirt off - but Janet Jackson got in trouble for “Nipplegate” with Justin Timberlake.

- Is it just me or are they comparing Apples and Oranges here?? Pastie covered ones at that. Some people always find SOMETHING to complain about.

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Speaking of which… Hyundai had to apologize on Social Media for their Super Bowl ad which equated attending a Vegan dinner party with having a root canal - which PETA called “Vegan Shaming”.

- I’ll be honest. If you invite ME over and serve a “BEETLOAF” - I’m going to shame you.

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Virginia Governor Ralph Nordham took back his apology for appearing in a Medical School yearbook photo in blackface - now claiming it was wasn’t him. But he admits to wearing blackface in the ‘80’s as part of a Micheal Jackson costume.

- That’s offensive! Everyone knows Michael Jackson’s face wasn’t really black.

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A study by Ticketmaster found that NFL fans spend 46 hours a month thinking about their team.

- Except Lions fans who spend 46 hours a month binge-watching “The Biggest Loser”.

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A 27 year old man - who says he is an “Anti-Natalist” is planning to sue his parents for giving birth to him 'without his consent'.

- His parents admitted was “unplanned”, but when Push comes to Shove what are ya gonna do?.

- His mom is now counter-suing him for the birth calling it “Unlawful Breaking and Exiting”.

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President Trump told CBS that he doesn’t want his son Barron to play football because of the risk of dangerous head injuries.

- Instead, he wants Barron to participate in a Safer sport… like having a Pi==ing contest with Nancy Pelosi.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Tuesday!

-Dick

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