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Washington DC is all atwitter about Trump’s State of the Union Address tonight.

- And by all atwitter I mean all a “TWITTER”.

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His address will be followed by the Democrat response which will be given by Georgia’s Stacey Abrams.

- Chuck and Nancy were going to give the rebuttal again… but after the publics reaction last time, they decided against it.

- Too bad. I was really looking forward to seeing the “Two Angry Farmers” again.

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In a new Podcast called “Crimetown”… Kwame Kilpatrick says he can’t believe he got sent to prison for lying about his affair with Christine Beatty.

- Memo to Kwame: That’s NOT why you got sent to the slammer.

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A new employment survey found that 32% of Millennials admit to working while they’re in the bathroom.

- That’s not what teenage boys did in the bathroom when I was growing up!

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Women’s brains are nearly four years younger than men’s according to scans by US researchers.

- Upon hearing this women replied, “Tell us something we don’t already know”.

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After months of rumors, it’s been confirmed that for the first time in 30 years the Academy Awards will not have a single host - but will have 13 different “presenters” instead.

- Here’s an idea… Why not make everyone happy and have Meryl Streep host and present the awards in 13 different accents?

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Wednesday!

-Dick

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