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Majority stock holder Oprah Winfrey lost $39 Million when Weight Watchers stock took a dive.

- On the bright side, Oprah says she’s down 10 pounds. Of course it’s all Wallet Weight.

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Jeff Bezos girlfriend Lauren Sanchez has cut off contact with her brother after he leaked her “Sexts” with Bezos.

- The only one we know Sanchez in definitely NOT gonna "cut off” is Jeff “$140 Billion” Bezos.

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This month we’ve had the”Polar Vortex” and a “Bomb Cyclone”. Or as it used to be known… “WINTER”.

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Tech experts say Google’s Alexa may be programmed to listen in to home owners and turn them in if they’re overheard talking about anything the government doesn’t like.

- There’s a name for this kind of thing: It’s called “Germany in the 1930’s”. Only then, Alexa was known as “Eva Braun”… and Hitler would ask her to “turn off the lights in the Bunker”.

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New England Patriots Owner Robert Kraft was formally charged with soliciting prostitution after Friday’s raid on a Florida Massage Parlor.

- Kraft is one of the few owners to have a Super Bowl ring AND a prostitution ring.

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Some on Social Media are upset about Glenn Close NOT winning the Academy Award for Best Actress for her performance in the movie “The Wife” - her 7th Oscar loss.

- Voters said her performance was almost as good as the winner’s, but it was a case of “Close… but no cigar”.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Thursday!

-Dick

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