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Officials at Cedar Point have changed their minds and now say park-goers can carry their cell phones on the new “Steel Vengeance” roller coaster.

- Which makes it easier to call for help when you get stuck upside for 2 and a half hours.

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Someone snapped a pic of Kim Jong Un taking a smoke break while waiting for President Trump to arrive for their Summit in Hanoi.

- He looks like the North Korean version of James Bond… Except for the cool, good looking part.

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According to new research, the average Smartphone has 7 times more germs than a toilet seat.

- Which is why I always lay strips of toilet paper on my Flip Phone before I make a call.

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Smartmouth Brewing Company is offering a new beer made with marshmallows called “Saturday Morning” that’s designed to taste like Lucky Charms.

- It’s on the shelf right next to the one for people who want to become regular beer drinkers that’s made with Fiber One.

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29 year old Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez posted an Instagram video of herself cooking dinner and suggesting that people shouldn’t have kids because of Global Warming.

- This is what happens when you decide to lecture people while you’re standing too close to the microwave.

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Lady Gaga and Madonna hugged each other at an Academy Awards party leading people to speculate that their years-old feud is over. 

- Can Peace in the Middle East be far behind??

I watched the Oscar’s Sunday night.

- I miss the old days when I actually recognized the people sitting in the front row.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Wednesday!

-Dick

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