26 year old Rapper Cardi B has offered to give the Democrat Rebuttal to President Trump’s State of the Union Address.
- This girl obviously has a Graduate Degree from the School of EGO-nomics.
A three year old boy who was missing in the woods for two days says a “friendly bear” kept him safe by keeping him company while he slept.
- The boy said the Bear wasn’t Too Hard or Too Soft… He was Just Right!
- This story gives me the Warm Fozzies.
A gay male couple has welcomed a set of twins who have the same mother but two different dads, after both men were able to fertilize a surrogate woman’s embryo during artificial insemination. Bottom line: The Twins are actually half-siblings.
- This kind of makes the whole Bruce/Kaitlyn Jenner thing seem like a walk in the park doesn’t it?
Former Starbucks CEO Howard Schultz sez he’s running for President as an Independent because both parties have shown no concern for the national debt.
- Nobody knows more about the national debt than the man who charges six bucks for a cup of coffee.
A Florida Taco Bell was shut down after a customer walked in with a World War II grenade he’d found while out fishing.
- Usually the explosion comes after the customers have actually EATEN at Taco Bell.
A Connecticut driver was arrested for driving while under the influence of VANILLA EXTRACT.
- He was charged with “Baking & Entering”.
Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Tuesday!