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Pics and Tweets allegedly prove that #MeToo movement co-founder Asia Argenta did indeed have sex with a then-17 year old boy who's accusing her of sexual assault. 

- Apparently she lives by the old adage: "Do As I Say... Not As I Did Him". 

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Photos of an Austrian man went viral Wednesday after he boarded a train with a rather unusual travelling companion: a Horse named Frieda.

- Most Australians are against Horses on Trains... that according to a Gallop Poll. 

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CBS announced that it's hit show "The Big Bang Theory" will go off the air next May after 12 seasons. 

- In other "Big Bang" news... Stormy Daniels has added new dates to her "Make America Horny Again" tour. 

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The LA District Attorney is investigating a second sexual assault case against Kevin Spacey. 

- At this point, Kevin's ENTIRE CAREER is a House of Cards. 

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Google has launched a new feature that filters negative news and delivers only positive stories to cheer people up. 

- It's called "No News"... since we all know that No News is Good News. 

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Kroger will do away with plastic grocery bags by 2025 to reduce the amount of trash in landfills... but they'll still offer paper bags.  

- Wasn't it just yesterday that we started using plastic bags in order to "Save the Trees"??? Wasn't that PAPER-SHAMING???

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A drone over the Amazon Rainforest captured images of a tribe of 16 people wandering around who experts say have never had contact with the outside world. 

- They know that because their Facebook posts didn't include any political opinions.

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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Friday!

-Dick