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Vermont voters nominated the nation's first Transgender Gubernatorial candidate in their Primary Tuesday. 

- Apparently, she's the whole Package. 

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They'll be some new items on the menu at Ford Field when the Lions play this fall... including Chocolate Cinnamon-Sugar Nachos topped with marshmallow cream and Nutella. 

- Apparently the goal is to get you so high on sugar you won't care if the Lions lose. 

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Couples who criticise each other and roll their eyes during disagreements have higher levels of inflammation which can lead to health problems including "Leaky Gut Syndrome".

- Wasn't "Leaky the Gut" one of the guys suspected of taking out Jimmy Hoffa? 

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Scientists say the Big Toe evolved so humans could walk upright and still have the dexterity to  climb trees. 

- And these days, it gives people who disagree politically better balance to kick the other person in the butt. 

- So basically, before the Big Toe... we were all Thumbs. 

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A music fan in Britain claims he was physically assaulted by the lead singer of a Punk Rock band after he booed the singer's anti-Trump comments. 

- I think the real story here is that a guy at a Punk Rock concert is called "a music fan". 

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An Economics Professor at the University of British Colombia claims sex robots could Improve marriages by eliminating the need for husbands and wives to argue about sex. 

- Thus the expression, "Not tonight dear... I have a robot!"

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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Thursday! 

-Dick