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President Trump is being mocked on Social Media for sending out a tweet about "Text MASSAGES" instead of "Text messages". 

- Trump responded, "What's all the Covfefe about??? SAD!!!!!"

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A soapy Ohio man ran outside naked and rinsed in a Water Main Break after his H2O shut off mid-way through his shower. (See pic) 

- Thus the old adage, "When Life Hands You Lemons... Show Your Neighbors Your Privates". 

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A last second glitch delayed NASA's historic mission to visit the Sun on Saturday. 

- Dontcha hate it when you're leaving on vacation to catch some Sun and your flight is delayed? 

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A French theme park has trained cows to walk around and pick up trash. 

- And to make it like Cedar Point, all the cows wear an "I'm With Stupid" t-shirt. 

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A growing number of TV shows have inspired their own line of beers aimed at fans. 

- You haven't lived until you've a had an ice-cold "SpongeBob Beer Pants". 

- The same goes for shows in re-runs like "Barney Miller Lite" and "Ale in the Family". 

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More and more of the "Super Rich" are paying 100 grand to have their brains frozen when they die in the hopes of being brought back to life 200 years from now after the disease that killed them is cured.  

- I'm gonna save a ton of cash by getting Brain Freeze from a Slurpee at 7-Eleven. 

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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Tuesday!

-Dick