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The Orion spaceship is on display on the White House Lawn this week as part of President Trump's "Made in American" Product Showcase. 

- Oh... I thought it was Melania's escape pod. 

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A study out of Johns Hopkins found that Dogs DO sense when their owners are upset and will do anything to try to calm their owner down. 

- LabraDoodles will even draw you a happy picture! 

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Officials in Japan say that plastic "Sex Dolls" are on the way to replacing real women. As proof, they say the birth rate fell by one million last year. 

- If you want to date someone who's part-plastic, part-human you can always hit-on a Kardashian.

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A man was arrested after he stripped naked at a Planet Fitness gym, and struck a Yoga pose. His attorney said the man took the gym's "Judgment Free Zone" slogan too seriously.

- The lawyer said the man also once flew naked on a plane because of the slogan, "He Loves To Fly... And It Shows!"

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85 year old Yoko Ono is set to release a new anti-war album in the fall. It will be low on music and center more on the spoken word. 

- There's a "spoken word" for people who listened to Yoko last album... "STOP!!!".

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April the Giraffe is pregnant again! 

- So you can't get pregnant from a toilet seat, but apparently "necking" is another story.

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Thanks for all of your comments yesterday! Have a great day and I'll see you back here Thursday!

-Dick

 

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