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Congratulations to the Eagles who toppled Tom Brady and the Patriots 41-33 to win Super Bowl LII. Incredbile game... but the Eagles were ON FIRE! 

- As were several cars in the streets of Philadelphia, thanks to tens of thousands of drunken fans. 

NOTE: Both Tom Brady, and Brandon Graham, the Eagles player who sealed the deal by knocking the ball out of Brady's hand BOTH PLAYED FOR MICHIGAN!!! 

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Social Media lit up as Giselle Bunchen was caught on camera chugging red wine during her husband Tom Brady's crushing defeat. 

- Feel as bad as you want for Tom... He lost, but he still got to go home with a tispy Super Model. 

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Snow and bitter temps caused scores of Metro-Detroit schools to close today. 

- Which worked out great: The kids were snowed-in this morning after their parents got plowed last night. 

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If you're one of the 14 million Americans skipping work today on what's known as "Super Sick Monday" beware: 33% of employers admit they'll ask for a doctors note to prove you've got the flu and not a hangover.

- Unfortunately, chances are good your Doctor called in sick with "the flu" too. 

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Fans of Prince were less than impressed with Justin Timberlake's gigantic Hologram tribute to the late Minnesota native claiming that Prince didn't even like the Timberman. 

- In other words, they were hoping for a giant screen shot of Janet Jackson's boob.

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Comedian Kevin Hart tried to jump onstage during the MVP presentation, then crashed the NBC broadcast set, grabbed a mic, admitted he was drunk, and dropped the "F" bomb on live TV before walking away. 

- This kind of thing never happens at the end of "The Masters" golf tournament. 

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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Tuesday!

-Dick