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Lions Coach Matt Patricia dropped the F-bomb during a radio interview Sunday after the teams 14-13 loss to the Buffalo Bills.

- “Welcome to the Club!” said Lions fans everywhere.

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Caitlyn Jenner said that when it comes to Christmas presents, his ex-wife Kris Jenner is the best gift ever.

- Kris used to think of Bruce as a great gift too, but then he exchanged himself for Caitlyn.

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Speaking of Caitlyn Jenner… Miss Spain became the first openly transgender contestant to compete in the Miss Universe Pageant over the weekend.

- She didn’t win… but she did take the cake in the pageant’s “Secret Santa” competition.

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KFC has something new for sale this Christmas: For just $18.99 you can get a fire-starter log that smells just like the Colonel’s Original Recipe Fried Chicken.

- Nothing says “Christmas” like the scent of Fried Chicken wafting through the house while you’re opening your Hickory Farms Cheese Ball.

- Besides it’ll go great with the Coleslaw scented candles I got last year!

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A new survey found that 1 in 3 people have done something at an Office Holiday Party that they regret.

- Does Xeroxing your naked butt on the office copy machine still count like it used to??

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What’s Bill Clinton’s favorite Christmas song lyric?

- “Oh By Gosh, By Golly… It’s Time For Miss L. Toe and Holly!”

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Tuesday!

-Dick

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