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A new survey found that 67% of Americans sing Christmas tunes in the car and the most popular sing-a-long song is “Jingle Bell Rock”.

- But if a cop is coming up from behind you with his siren on, the most popular song to sing is “Do You Hear What I Hear?”

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Nancy Pelosi said her televised Oval Office meeting with Prez. Trump was like a “Tinkle contest with a skunk”.

- A “Tinkle” contest??? How genteel of her!

- But to be honest, I agree with Nancy... I saw the interview and it really Tinkled me off too.

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NBC announced that Kathy Lee Gifford is leaving the Today show after 11 years.

- One things for sure, whoever replaces her will have big wine glasses to fill.

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CNN talking heads said First Lady Melania Trump “whines” all the time and throws herself “pity parties”.

- As my Mother always said, “If you can’t say something nice about someone, say something mean about their wife”.

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A New Zealand study claims that James Bond is an alcoholic because of the amount of drinking he does in the movies.

- Turns out his real code name was Double O Seven And Seven.

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The Chinese Government is offering its citizens $86,000 to snitch on people who watch pornography.

- So now instead of asking for a raise at their factory jobs Kindergarten’s can make extra cash turning in their Dads.

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What does Santa Claus use instead of salt?

Mrs. Dasher.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Friday!

-Dick

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