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102 year old Olivia De Havilland is asking the US Supreme Court to hear her case against the FX network for misrepresenting her in a biopic about her lifelong feud with her sister/fellow actor Joan Fontaine.

- 102… Wow! So it’s true: Women NEVER forget.

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NBA player Stephen Curry said he doesn’t believe that US astronauts really landed on the moon.

- Sounds to me like Stephen’s been taking more than just 3 shots… on the court.

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A new law being considered in California would require baseball stadiums to offer Vegan entrees.

- Mmmmm! If this catches on here, who wouldn’t enjoy a yummy boiled carrot and mustard hotdog while rootin’ on the Tigers???

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A British couple - in their 70’s - were arrested after “an extremely large amount” of cocaine was found hidden in their stateroom.

- Cruise officials were tipped off when they realized the couple were jumping off the ship to play “Marco Polo” in the ocean.

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Delta announced that they will no longer allow kittens or puppies on board as “Trained Emotional Support Animals”.

- Notice they haven’t banned Sex Robots… Yet.

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According to an article in the NY Times, many apps on your smartphone record your location - up to 14 thousand times a day - and sell that info to the highest bidder.

- I take pleasure in knowing some high tech company somewhere is paying big bucks to find out I never left the house yesterday.

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Why does Santa see a therapist?

- He’s got low Elf-Esteem.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Wednesday!

-Dick