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A judge ordered Stormy Daniels to cough up almost $300,000 to pay President Trump’s attorney fees in the defamation suit against him that was dismissed.

- Wow… It’s isn’t even Christmas and Stormy already got coal in her fish net stockings.

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William Shatner has angered some of his fans by taking to Twitter in defense of the song “Baby It’s Cold Outside”… which they say is about a man pressuring a woman for sex.

- QUESTION: How can Shatner’s Star Trek fans be outraged about sex when they’ve never even had it???

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Instead of having the traditional “Host”, the upcoming Oscars may feature a lot of different actors and actresses taking part in the show.

- That way EVERYBODY in Hollywood gets a chance to bash Trump.

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One of the most popular gifts this year is the line of “Golden Girls Chia Pets”.

- They make great stocking stuffers - or in the case of Betty White - Knee High Stuffers.

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Some members of the “Caravan” of migrants are demanding 50 Grand a piece from the US Government to turn around and return to their home countries.

- This is like going to a wedding you weren’t invited to and demanding the bride and groom give you everything on their registry to get you leave.

- Thus Lady Liberty’s Motto: “Bring us your Huddled Masses yearning to Extort the US Taxpayers”.

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Which of Santa’s Reindeer has the cleanest bathtub?

- Comet!

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Thursday!

-Dick

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