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Sunday Night's Golden Globes was awash in actresses dressed in black to protest sexual harassment, and speeches saying that women must be heard. 

- Bill Clinton applauded the move, adding that even in Black, "those chicks looked HOT". 

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Social media went crazy with support after host Seth Meyers floated the idea of Oprah running for President in 2020. 

- And unlike with Obama... if Oprah promises everyone a new car, we'll probably get it! 

- Oprah said she was bowled over by the support, but mad at herself for using up a weeks worth of Weight Watcher points on hor d'oeurves at the post-party. 

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President Trump responded to criticisms of his mental health over the weekend by tweeting, "I'm like, really smart. A very stable genius". 

- It reminds me of Einstein's famous quote:  "E = like, MC Squared".

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A psychiatrist from Yale University claims that Trump - although she's never met him - "may lead to the extinction of the Human species". 

- Wait... I thought Global Warming was going to do that? I just read about it while huddling under a blanket to fight off the -25 degree wind chill. 

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It's Kim Jong Un's Birthday! The madman of North Korea turn 34 today. 

- He'll celebrate with a nuclear missile launch before heading over to Chuck E. Cheese for a pizza party. 

- He wanted a Bouncy House, but he's over the recommended weight limit. 

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It's National Show and Tell at Work Day!

- Or as Matt Lauer and Harvey Weinstein used to call it: Monday.

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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Tuesday! 

-Dick