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Meteorologists believe the bright lights and big boom seen and heard a little after 8pm in Metro Detroit last night was a "Bolide" - a meteor that explodes in the atmosphere. 

- I just thought it was my neighbors finally doing the finale to the fireworks they've been setting off every night since the 4th of July. 

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Yesterday, the Prez's doctor said that despite eating a lot of McDonald's and KFC, Trump is in "excellent physical health" due to "genetics", and that he aced a mental competency test with a score of 30 out of 30. 

- And this guy should know... he's been Trump's Pediatrician since he got his very first booster shot. 

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Reporters asked questions including "Does he have a drug addiction?" and "Does the President wear dentures?". ("No" on both, btw).

- Trump immediately tweeted: "Now FAKE NEWS implying I have FAKE TEETH! SAD!"

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North and South Korea officially announced that their Olympic teams will March together under a united flag during next month's Opening Ceremonies. 

- There hasn't been a "relationship" so manufactured for the cameras since Michael Jackson married Lisa Marie Presley. 

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A 50-something Frenchwoman is on trial for seducing and poisoning 4 wealthy elderly men to get their cash.

- The gents said they knew they were being scammed, but did what comes naturally to Frenchmen: They surrendered.

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IKEA has a new ad in a Swedish newspaper that doubles as a pregnancy test. Women just have to "tinkle" on the ad and give it to the cashier who will announce the results.

- This gives a whole new meaning to "Clean Up in Aisle 3".

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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Thursday!

-Dick 

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