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The Lion's Matthew Stafford just became the highest paid quarterback in the NFL, inking a 5 year, $135 Million deal which breaks down to $27 Mil per season including a $50 million signing bonus. BTW... Stafford's career record with the Lion's is 51-58. 

- Game prices will go up but think of all the money you'll save by not having to buy Super Bowl tickets... again! 

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The N. Korean Govt. announced that Kim Jong Un's wife gave birth to a baby boy back in February. 

- So now there are two chubby, bouncing baby boys at the Palace.

- Godmother Dennis Rodman is busy planning the Baby Shower! 

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Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg and his wife Priscilla welcomed their second child on Monday. 

- And if you don't "Like" the baby pics, they'll shut down your account. (Which is better than KJU... if you don't like his baby pics, he'll kill you). 

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President Trump tweeted that he received N. Korea's message "loud and clear" after they test fired a missile over Japan, and that "all options are on the table". 

- Kim Jong Un doesn't have room for options on his table because it's covered with food. 

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Kathy Griffin announced that she's no longer friends with her New Year's Eve co-host Anderson Cooper because he criticized her for her infamous video of Donald Trump's head. 

- Yup. Their friendship is as dead as Kathy's career. 

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This past weekend the annual "Woofstock" convention took place in California...an event that bills itself as "Woodstock for Dogs". 

- The crowd went wild when The Lab Four did a medley of "Baby You Can Stick Your Head Out The Window of My Car", "Twist and Bark" & "I Wanna Hold Your Paw". 

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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Wednesday! 

-Dick