The Media is going crazy after President Trump fired FBI Director James Comey yesterday. 

- Trump will pick the new director on a new show "FBI Apprentice". 

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One of the theories for the firing is that Comey "grossly overstated" the amount of classified emails that Huma Abedin sent to her husband Anthony Weiner's laptop. 

- But everyone agrees that Weiner sent the same number of pics of his "laptop" to women around the country. 

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Facebook was briefly down for 10 minutes in several countries yesterday. 

- And for those ten minutes, millions of  people had no idea what was going on in the News. 

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Richard Simmons has filed a lawsuit against the National Enquirer for claiming he's transitioning to a woman. He wants $10,000.

- Which is exactly what his plastic surgeon supposedly charges for breast implants. 

- Personally I always thought he was part-woman anyway. 

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Inmates at a prison in Chicago can now order a piping hot pizza directly to their cells... the pies are made by other inmates involved in a learn-to-cook program. 

- The most popular pizza is the "Cheese, Sausage & Shiv" special. 

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Madonna has posted a pair of topless selfies on Instagram. 

- Like we haven't seen those before. 

- She's now the front-runner for this year's SAG Awards. 

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A Nurse from Kansas City who suffers from an Overactive Bladder claims she was forced to relieve herself in a cup when United Airlines flight attendants wouldn't let her use the bathroom because the seat belt sign was on. 

- Apparently this is United's attempt to become the #1 Airline in the country again. 

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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Thursday! 

-Dick