It's official! MSNBC's "Morning Joe" co-hosts, Republican Joe Scarborough and Democrat Mika Brzezinski, are engaged to be married. 

- If Bill O'Reilly had just Proposed to the women who are suing him, he could have claimed "Spousal Privilege".

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Buckingham Palace announced that Queen Elizabeth's husband, 95 year old Prince Phillip, will stop attending official Royal functions in the fall. 

- I guess it's time for us to wave him goodbye. But for the first time in 70 years, he won't wave back. 

- He'll probably spend his retirement sitting around the Palace in his underwear eating Crumpets and ordering stuff online.  

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A man in Oregon was arrested for trying to have sex with a Chicken. 

- He told the police he was "just kidding"... but cops said his "joke laid an egg". 

- Now we know why the chicken crossed the road. To get away from this whack job. 

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McDonald's unveiled a new utensil called the Frock, which is designed to pick up toppings that fall off your burger. 

- What? You can't do the same thing with a Spork? 

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A new Harris Poll found that more people are stressed and tense because of Political talk at work, than before the Election, by a margin of 26% to 17%. 

- And that's just at the White House. 

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In his new book about Barack Obama, Pulitzer Prize winning journalist David Garrow, says Obama did a lot of Cocaine is his 20's and "flirted" with the idea of being Gay.  

- We've come a long way since Bill Clinton "Didn't Inhale". 

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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Friday! 

-Dick