Dems are saying Trump fired Comey over the Russia Investigation, but the W.H. claims Trump axed him because "there was something wrong with him". 

- The last time a President took this much heat over a Pink Slip was when Hillary found out Bill sent Monica one from Victoria Secret. 

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Meanwhile the NY Times says, Comey had called the president ÔÇťoutside the realm of normal" and was expanding the investigation into Trump's alleged ties with Russia. 

- Trump tweeted, "Am I involved with the Russians??? For the last time... NYET!!!" 

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North Korea claims they have foiled a plot by the CIA to kill Kim Jong Un and have vowed to "Mercilessly wipe out the terrorist maniacs". 

- Sounds like something Trump said about Comey... or vice versa. 

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Amazon's new Echo device has video capabilities that can look at your outfits and tell you what to wear. 

- Just don't use the "Husband" feature and ask it if your butt looks big in those jeans. 

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A British Study found that Sunday morning is the most popular day of of the week for couples to have sex. 

- Which explains why Mother's and Father's Days are always celebrated on Sundays. 

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According to a new poll, 53% of Canadians have a "somewhat" or "very unfavorable" view of Americans. 

- Don't be too upset, that only comes out to about 10 people. 

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Speaking of Canucks... Several Toronto coffee shops have nixed their free WiFi so customers will actually talk to each other. 

- The most popular topic so far has been, "American's are hosers, eh?"

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ABC announced that the Fictional White House Drama "Scandal" will be cancelled after the upcoming 7th season. 

- Apparently there's too much competition from the Real White House these days. 

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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Friday!

-Dick