At 8pm last night President Trump announced Conservative Judge Neil Gorsuch as his pick for the Supreme Court - sparking protests from Liberals.  

- With the exception of Ruth Bader Ginsberg... who didn't hear about it because she fell asleep after the Wheel of Fortune Bonus Round. . 

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On Tuesday's "The View", Whoopi Goldberg compared Trump to the Taliban. 

- Trump sent out an equally insulting Tweet comparing Whoopi to Joy Behar.

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Effective immediately, The Boy Scouts of America will allow transgender children who were born girls, but identify as boys, to join their troops.  

- And in addition to Camping and Hiking... they'll now be required to earn the Caitlyn Jenner Merit Badge. 

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The Detroit Lions have made changes to their logo, ditching black in favor of silver for the outline of the Lion. 

- Now if they could just ditch "losing" for "winning", when it comes to Play-Off Games.  

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"Celebrity Apprentice" host Arnold Schwarzenegger says President Trump's Immigration ban is "making us look stupid". 

- It's also making it harder for Arnold to find a housekeeper to have another affair with. 

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Feeling stressed out by an overload of news coverage? Some psychologists say you should turn off the TV and look at pictures of cute animals on the internet. 

- You can find them on Facebook sandwiched between your friends Anti-Everything rants.

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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Thursday!

-Dick

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