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They finally brought down the Silverdome yesterday after their first attempt failed over the weekend. 

- Same old. Same old. Just another Bomb on a Sunday that was incomplete at the Silverdome. 

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This morning, 88 year old John Conyers announced that he is retiring - not resigning - effective immediately and endorsed his son John Conyers III for his seat in Congress. 

- Apparently John Sr. has high gropes... uh, "hopes" for his son's political future. 

- Conyers said he's retiring due to health concerns and not because of sexual harassment claims. Uh, huh. Yup. Gotcha. 

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Conyer's "retirement" came just hours after new allegations that he put his hand up a woman's skirt and fondled her thigh while they were sitting in the front pew of Church. 

- Luckily, his wife Monica is very understanding and rarely flies off the handle. 

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A series of photos of Madonna doing ballet in the nude are going up for auction. 

- Her enthusiasm for the dance is said to be "Infectious". Just like she is. 

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British Airways has begun boarding planes in order of how much people paid for their tickets, with the highest going first.

- In a related story, United Airlines will begin dragging passengers off their planes starting with those who paid the least. 

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Customs agents stopped a woman who tried to smuggle 250 pounds of Bologna across the border in her car yesterday. 

- Her lawyer claims she had no idea Micheal Moore was hiding in her trunk. 

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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Wednesday! 

-Dick