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Archeologists discovered an ancient exercise gym in Egypt. 

- The gym's slogan was "Power Walk Like An Egyptian!"

- I knew they invented the Food Pyramid, but I had no idea they worked out! 

- In a related story, a "Yoga in Your Toga" studio was unearthed in Rome, where Marc Antony worked out so he could impress Cleopatra with his "Six Pack Asps".

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Twitter has made a major change - expanding it's character limit from 140 to 280 per Tweet. 

- And just like that, Donald Trump's workload is doubled... SAD! 

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A Neilsen survey found that NFL ratings are down 25% versus this time a year ago. 

- So apparently it's the fans - and not just the refs - who aren't watching the games. 

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Harvard University is hosting "Sex Week" featuring lectures including "Kink 101" and "Broadening Your Porn Horizons". 

- For the first time in school history, students are begging for MORE homework.

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In a new ESPN documentary, world famous wrestler Ric Flair claims that he's slept with more than 10,000 women. 

- Being wrestling and all, I'm bettin' this story is "Fake Nudes". 

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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Thursday! 

-Dick