People Magazine has named Country Superstar Blake Shelton their "Sexiest Man Alive of 2017".

- Once again, Kim Jong Un is robbed!


Hackers in Britain are allegedly blackmailing the Royal Family over photographs they claim "prove" the Queen and her family have had plastic surgery. 

- The family is denying the claim saying "Have you taken a good look at Camilla lately???"


A Harris poll found that 7 in 10 Americans would skip gift-giving for the holidays so they could spend money on activities with friends and family. 

- In Hollywood, the "activity" they want to spend cash on is "Hiring The Best Sexual Harassment Defense Attorney". 


Alec Baldwin says President Trump deserves all the bashing people can throw at him. 

- Sounds like somebody's Saturday Night Live contract is up again. 

- Just an FYI... Alec is the guy who beats up people on the street and called his then 11 year old daughter a "rude, thoughtless little Pig". 


Scientists say if you're trying to get someone to give you something, one of the best ways to do it is to give them something first. 

- The one exception is if the thing you give them is an STD.


In his new book, singer Gene Simmons says that women aren't capable of having kids... and a career. 

- Well he can KISS his female fans goodbye. 


Have a great day and I'll see you back here Thursday!