Former Fox News anchor Gretchen Carlson has filed a sexual harassment suit against the networks president Roger Ailes, claiming he fired her because she rebuffed his repeated sexual advances. 

- Ailes denied any wrong doing saying, "If I was gonna sexually harass anybody it would be Megyn Kelly".

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Michigan and Notre Dame are in talks to renew their football rivalry. 

- Let's hope they do... I just hope the Wolverines never renew their rivalry with Appalachian State.

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FBI Director James Comey is appearing before the Congressional Committee investigating how the FBI came to the conclusion of not indicting Hillary Clinton over the email scandal. 

- There hasn't been anybody in a seat this hot since Ted Bundy was offed in the electric chair. 

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Meanwhile the Clinton campaign has released a bunch of ads touting her innocence in the FBI investigation. 

- Even O.J. Simpson thinks she got away with murder. 

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A new study found that couples who split up household chores have 0.5 more sexual encounters per month than couples who don't share the workload. 

- Question: What is HALF a sexual encounter?

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The new CEO of Ashley Madison says he's "profoundly sorry" that the website exposed the names of cheaters. 

- He's not nearly as sorry as the guys whose names were on the list. 

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A study by the NeuroMed Institute found that pasta is NOT fattening. 

- The study was funded by The Olive Garden. 

- So when it comes to dieting... "The Penne Is Mightier Than The Swordfish".

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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Friday!

-Dick