It's St. Patrick's Day... a day set aside to honor St. Patrick by wearing funny hats, drinking green beer, eating corned beef and cabbage and listening to songs about Green Alligators and Long-Necked Geese.
And in the words of "Patty O'Furniture", who called my radio show every March 17th for years... "May Someone Else's Wind Always Be At Your Back".
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Madonna, who recently ranted on stage for 15 minutes about losing custody of her son, denied being drunk at the time.
- Yes, and the Pope is a Protestant.
- To prove it, she's releasing a new song: "Like a Virgin... Pina Colada".
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The Windsor Tunnel is getting a new roof starting in August. The old roof has been up there since the 1920's!!!
- So think of that the next time you drive through the tunnel before work begins.
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A worldwide survey named Denmark as the happiest place in the world.
- I would have picked the U.S. ever since we found out Richard Simmons is okay.
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Federal Agents arrested Ryan Collins, the hacker who released hundreds of female celebrities' nude photos online last year.
- Ironically, his mug shot didn't get a single "Like".
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The suspect in the Kalamazoo shootings is suing Uber for $10 Million, claiming the Uber App "controlled his mind and actions".
- I'm sure he won't win the lawsuit, but he's a cinch to win the "Height of Audacity" award.
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Have a great O'Thursday... and I'll see you back here Friday!
-Dick