President Obama will give his final State of the Union Address tonight. 

- Bernie Sanders says he won't be tuning in...because but at 74, he'll watch a re-run of "Matlock" and be in bed by 8:30. 


According to a new report, Jeb Bush accidentally let the copyright lapse on his campaign moniker, "Jeb!". 

- In a related story, Bill Clinton forgot to renew the copyright on his moniker, "Hot Chicks!".  


Groundbreaking rocker David Bowie has died at the age of 69. 

- There will be two viewings. One with him dressed as a man, and the other as a woman. 


Mick Jagger's ex - 59 year old Jerry Hall has announced her engagement to 84 year old media mogul Rupert Murdoch. 

- If she thought she couldn't "Get No Satisfaction" from Mick...just wait until her wedding night this time. 


A new App called "I'm Not Sorry" is designed to alert women when they use the word "sorry" in texts and emails - claiming apologizing makes women appear weak. 

- In political circles, it's known as the "HillaryOnBenghazi" App. (Sorry)


Prince William and Kate Middleton's son Prince George attended his first day of Pre-School last week. 

- His teacher said he didn't get any special treatment and when it came time for a Potty Break, George was 3rd in line for the throne.  


Have a great day and I'll see you back here Wednesday!