Fall officially arrived in the U.S. at 4:22  this morning.  

- Look on the bright side...only 271 days until Summer starts next June! 


The Pope visited the White House this morning where he gave a speech to 15,000 guests on the White House lawn.  

- President Obama signaled the beginning of the speech by lighting a cigarette and blowing the smoke up the White House chimney. 


Yankee's baseball legend and Hall of Famer Yogi Berra has died at the age of 90. 

- If you feel like you already heard that Yogi died...it's deja vu all over again. 

- As Yogi once said, "Always go to other people's funerals...otherwise, they won't come to yours." 

RIP Yogi!


A new book claims that Hillary Clinton is being plagued by multiple health problems that could end her campaign early. 

- In a related story, Bill is being plagued by multiple health problems that can be cleared up by a strong dose of antibiotics. 


A survey by the National Center for Health Statistics found that Apples are the favorite fruit among U.S. kids. 

- So in addition to making computers and iPhones, Apple is now making Fruit? Wow...what an amazing company! 


Publishing house Simon & Schuster has signed Donald Trump to write a book about his Presidential Campaign. 

- Scott Walker's deal to write a book about HIS Presidential Campaign has now been downgraded to a Pamphlet. 


Bruce/Caitlyn Jenner's show "I Am Cait" has Not been picked up for a second season by E! and is struggling to find another network. 

- It takes a lot of cajones to cancel such a politically correct show. 

- Caitlyn accused the network of "emasculating" her. 


Have a great day and I'll see you back here Thursday!