Happy 14th Birthday to Jackie's son, and my Grandson Charlie!
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Pope Francis begins his 3-Day tour of the U.S. today.
- He's the oldest guy to go on tour here since Mick Jagger.
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After serving his 6-Month suspension, Brian Williams will return to TV today... he'll be covering the Pope's visit on MSNBC beginning at 3pm EST.
- That is, if his war-torn plane from Syria lands safely and on time.
- Brian better not make up any stories about the Pope. The Pontiff does have some connections pretty high up.
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According to statistics, more people have been killed taking selfies this year than have been killed by sharks by a margin of 12 to 8.
- And if you try to take a picture of yourself with a shark, the number goes even higher.
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A CNN Poll found that Hillary Clinton's lead over Bernie Sanders would double if Joe Biden decides not to run.
- Now she just has to figure out a way to delete Joe Biden.
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A new study out of Germany claims that sex doesn't cause heart attacks.
- Unless you come home and find your wife having sex with someone else, in which case all bets are off.
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Donald Trump told a high school audience to avoid drugs, alcohol and cigarettes.
- And then he told them that all of their female teachers were ugly.
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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Wednesday!
-Dick