Rachel Dolezal, the head of the NAACP in Spokane, Washington has been outed by her parents that she was born white and she's just pretending to be black.
- If she ends up going to prison over this, she can star in the new season of "Orange Is The New Black".
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John Stamos was charged with DUI over the weekend, but will continue plans for the Netflix sequel to "Full House" called "Fuller House".
- Seems to me they should call the show "Drinks On The House".
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Hillary Clinton gave her first official campaign speech in New York on Saturday, telling the crowd that her Presidency will be like nothing they've seen before.
- This can only mean one thing... Hillary's gonna start wearing skirts!
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A new report says that when Ronald Reagan was President, he protected himself by always carrying a gun in his briefcase.
- As opposed to President Clinton who always carried a gun in his briefs.
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A cow named "Lady Gaga" won the "Prettiest Bovine Award" at a festival in Germany.
- To honor the cow, Lady Gaga will have it made into a dress and will wear it at her next concert.
- This way, when fashion critics ask Lady Gaga who she's wearing, she can honestly answer, "Lady Gaga!"
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Former Playboy Bunny, Holly Madison, claims that Hugh Hefner gave models drugs so they would have sex with him.
- Bill Cosby immediately filed a suit against Hefner for "stealing his idea".
- Hugh took drugs too... his were just colored blue.
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"Jurassic World" became the the highest grossing opening film worldwide ever over the weekend by pulling in more that $500 Million dollars at the box office.
- Abe Vigoda and Betty White saw the movie and said the dinosaurs were just like the ones that were around when they were kids.
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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Tuesday!
-Dick