Donald Trump is expected to announce that he's he's worth $9 Billion and will make a run for the White House today. The Donald claims that he'll be different than any candidate in history.
- For instance, he'll pick his running mate on a TV show called "Vice Presidential Apprentice".
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On the heels of Rachel Dolezal's resignation as the head of the Spokane NAACP for pretending to be black, it was revealed that she sued the college she attended for "anti-white discrimination".
- This woman flip-flops so much she should run for Congress.
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A study by the CDC found that the average woman now weighs as much as a 1960's man.
- Which one? Gilligan or the Skipper?
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An Italian newspaper leaked a copy of the Pope's document on Climate Change.
- It's really long... Boy can that guy Pontificate!
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Jeb Bush formally announced his candidacy for President yesterday and noted that his brother George will not play a role in his campaign.
- Apparently Jeb is now the "Decider-er".
- He's afraid George would hang up a "Mission Accomplished" banner before the polls even open.
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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Wednesday!
-Dick