A new Bloomberg poll found that Americans are equally as excited about the Political Caucuses and the release of the new Star Wars Movie.
- Both contain epic battles and, if Chris Christie stays in the race, an appearance by Jabba the Hutt.
- Chewbacca and Donald Trump have a lot in common...but Chewie has better hair.
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Bernie Sanders and Prince Charles both told interviewers that the Syrian Refugee Crisis and recent Terrorist attacks are the direct result of Climate Change.
- Apparently "Climate Change" is the hot new term for "ISIS".
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A videotape has reportedly surfaced showing Charlie Sheen smoking crack and then having sex...with a man.
- This could really hurt Charlie's reputation.
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The new "Female Viagra" drug comes with a warning that it can cause nausea, dizziness and fainting.
- Drinks served by Bill Cosby come with the exact same warnings.
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A General Social Survey found that married couples who have sex once a week are the happiest.
- Critics are slamming the results claiming there are no married couples who actually have sex once a week.
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After moving Black Friday to Thursday, Walmart has announced that they'll start Cyber Monday on Sunday.
- If they want to make people really happy, how about moving Spring to January.
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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Tuesday!
-Dick