Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie finally tied the knot at their French Chateau on Saturday. They've been together since 2005.

- They've already received tons of wedding gifts including China, Silverware, and 147 children. 


In other Nuptial News...68-year-old Neil Young is divorcing his wife of 36 years. 

- Apparently he's not so into Judy's Blue Eyes now that they've got cataracts. 

- There's also rumors of a reunion tour of "Crosby, Stills, Nash & Not-So-Young". 


Time Magazine is publishing a new book called "The Animal Mind" that claims parrots are much smarter than we thought. 

- Of course they got the info from a Parrot, so take it for what's it worth. 

- Turns out Polly not only wants a cracker, but wants some duck liver pate and a nice Merlot to go along with it. 


According to a Pew Research Survey one-third of Mexicans would move to the U.S. if given the chance. 

- Personally I thought they already had. 


A study by UCLA found that smartphones are eroding students' social skills. 

- For instance, kids these days don't know how to ask a girl nicely if they can take naked photos of her to show their friends, they just take them while she's not looking. 


An 83-year-old federal judge had to watch the porn classic, Deep Throat, for a copyright trial. 

- He said, "Hard core pornography is hard to define...but I'll know it when I see it. And I got to see it!!!"

- When the judge's wife objected to him watching the film, he said two words: "Over Ruled!"


Sources say that Bravo host Andy Cohen was spotted at a "gentleman's underwear party" in New York. That's a party strictly for guys who show up wearing nothing but...yup...their underwear. 

- Apparently, Andy is quite the Thong & Dance man. 


Have a great day and I'll see you back here tomorrow with a brand new Podcast!  (#134)