First stick-to-the-ground snowfall of the season...and we're 34 days to the official START of Winter! Time to shine up your Stoshes's Galoshes...
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Two Brazilian cannibals were sentenced to 20 years in prison for cooking their roommate.
- Their lawyer claimed the two didn't know it was illegal to eat Ground Chuck.
- Or was it Peanut Butter & Jerry?
- Moo Goo GUY Pan?
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Republican Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell made headlines by accepting the President's invitation to meet for a glass of Kentucky bourbon.
- You can tell things aren't going well for the President...During his first term he hosted a "Beer Summit"...now he's moved on to the hard stuff.
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George W. Bush poked fun at Bill Clinton for not being on Instagram yet.
- Turns out Bill WAS on Instagram, but his account was shut down for posting too many "girly" pictures.
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A study from the University of Utah found that men have developed a better sense of direction than women.
- Duh!
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Vladimir Putin says he left the G20 Summit early, with his four warships, because he was tired.
- That, and he was late for an invasion he had planned that afternoon.
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Kim Jong Un visited a North Korean food factory.
- Apparently "Food Factory" is the Korean term for "Dog Pound".
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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Tuesday!
-Dickj