I think the above quote is perfect. To all of our Veteran's...Thank You!
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The Post Office confirmed that their employee database was breached.
- Hackers were able to get postal workers names, social security numbers, and the names of the most feared dogs on every block in America.
- Experts warn this could happen to Fed-Ex employees too...but the hackers will get the information much quicker...like overnight.
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Rush Limbaugh is threatening to sue the Democratic National Committee for defamation.
- The head of the DNC said, "Oh yeah? Well.......Ditto!"
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An employee at a North Carolina Wal-Mart was caught on surveillance cameras using deodorant sticks and returning them to store shelves.
- The man started sweating profusely when confronted...but still smelled like a Cool Ocean Breeze.
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A New York Grandmother celebrated her 100th Birthday by going skydiving.
- Amazingly, her boobs hit the ground before she even pulled the rip cord.
- And to think most people are just happy to make it onto the Smucker's Jar.
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A court ruled that Oscar Pistorius cannot get home surveillance because he could easily detach the leg that his monitoring bracelet is on.
- Why don't they just put it on his other leg...no, wait...
- Besides, letting him stay at home could put dozens of potential "intruders" in danger of being shot.
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Prince William and Kate Middleton are visiting New York next month to announce their new wild life charity.
- Meanwhile Prince Harry will visit Las Vegas next month to get drunk with a bunch of hot hookers.
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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Wednesday!
-Dick