It’s official… Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are calling it quits after five years of marriage. Actually… Katie is the one who pulled the plug and is seeking sole custody of their daughter Suri. 

- Katie wants Suri… and Tom wants all of the magic solar powered crystals they got as wedding gifts. 

- Tom says he’ll spend some time at his vacation home on Mars to think things over.  

- Now Katie’s the one who’s so excited she wants to jump up and down on Oprah’s couch.