54-year-old Actor Alec Balwin married his 28-year-old yoga instructor/girlfriend over the weekend. Among the guests: Robert Kennedy Jr., Woody Allen, and Alec’s 16-year-old daughter Ireland, from his marriage to Kim Bassinger. 

- Baldwin and his new wife will honeymoon at his vacation home on Neptune. 

- Alec said the bride was beautiful, as was his “rude, thoughtless little pig” of a daughter. 

- Ireland’s sixteen… which explains why Woody Allen showed up. 

- The ceremony was private, but will be available next week on Hulu.