A new report finds that current memebers of the US Congress speak at a 10th grade level - down a full grade from 7 years ago. 

- That explains why I heard a Congressman quote the “Gettysburg Address” as, “Um, like four or five score and like twenty-something years ago, our like, four fathers (yeah, like you can have four fathers!) laid down on top of this totally incontinent…”

- The study also found that most male Congressmen spend a lot of time doing the same thing as 10th grade boys… sitting around all day “Twittering” their thumbs.