Facebook stock value dropped Monday. It’s now selling for 10% less than it’s initial public offering last week. That means Mark Zuckerberg lost $2 billion of the $16 billion he made in just five days. 

- Poor guy… How’s he supposed to get by on just $14 billion?  

- His new bride was so mad she “unfriended” him on Facebook. 

- Luckily, the stock price doesn’t effect peoples ability to post that they’re standing in line at the grocery story buying cheese.