There’s a new condition called “smartphone face,” which includes saggy jowls and double chins. It’s allegedly caused by spending so much time looking down while using phones and laptops.
- “Saggy Jowls and Double Chins”… I used to pick-up Chinese carry out from there all the time!
- Michael Moore must eat there too.
- Wanna get rid of “Smartphone Face”? There’s an App for that! Of course downloading it and using it will actuallly make the condition worse.