Michelle Obama got “slimed” over the weekend at Nickelodeon’s annual “Kids Choice Award”. For those of you who don’t know, it’s a tradition for the TV channel, and involves pouring a huge amount of green goop on the intended victim. 



 - Barack Obama immediately appointed a “Slime Czar” to see if the goop can be turned into an alternative “green” biofuel. 

- In Chicago, the slime is affectionately called, “Blago”. 

- Mrs. Obama wasn’t too thrilled about the green goop until producers assured her it contained three full servings of brocolli.