Mitt Romney’s wife Anne was recently asked about her husbands Mitt’s reputation for being “too stiff”. Her reply? “Well I guess we better unzip him and let the real Mitt Romney out”. 

- And to think Hillary Clinton spent eight years trying to get Bill to stay zipped up! 

- They’ve got five sons so we do know he’s capable of unzipping. 

- I don’t know about “unzipped”… but Newt Gingrich’s plan to colonoize the moon make me think he’s a bit “unglued”.