New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie says that under Obama, America is turning into a bunch of couch potatoes addicted to sitting around waiting for government checks. 
-Ironically, Christie looks like a couch potato, but he actually earns his governmnent check. 
- The good news is, millions of American’s heard his message since they were sitting on the couch waiting for their government check to arrive.  
-Despite his weight, Christie is NOT a couch potato… that’s because he ate both the potato and the couch.