A study from the National Institutes of Health says women today spend two more hours in labor than women in the 1960’s. 
- I guess when push comes to shove, some of those babies just don’t want to be pushed or shoved!
- This must be what they mean when they say women are waiting longer to have kids.  
- The curve was thrown off by women who are in labor during “Dancing With The Stars” and don’t want to have the baby until they see Glady’s Knight do the Cha-Cha.