A $1000 reward is being offered in San Diego for a man who tried to rob a 7-11 on Labor Day while dressed in a Gumby costume.  But he fumbled trying to pull what he said was a gun out of his costume.  He got flustered, dropped 26 cents on the floor and fled empty-handed.  He also had an accomplice who police are still trying to identify.  Apparently the clerk isn’t too up on his cartoon characters; he described the assailant to his boss as “a green Spongebob Squarepants”. 

- If it had been Spongebob he would have pulled out a spatula.  (Don’t ask me how I know this, but Spongebob is actually a Fry-Cook!)

- This guys not “Gumby”… he’s “Dumby”! 

- He’s one of the first criminals in history to actually lose money during a robbery.