Arnold Schwarzenegger has commmissioned three eight-foot-tall bronze sculptures of himself in his bodybuilder days.  One was given to an Arnold museum in Austria, one to a bodybuilding competition in Ohio, and one is for Arnold himself. Artist Tim Park said Arnold has seen the first statue and “His exact words were, ‘This is fantastic,’ and he said it about four times.”

- His Hispanic babymama maid says she just loves the statue but admitted, “It’s a bitch to dust.” 

- It’s good to see that the whole baby-scandal thing has put Arnold’s ego in check.  

- So now Arnold has buns of steel and a bronze penis.