Police in Ohio arrested Edwin Tobergta after he was reportedly spotted in an alley having sexual relations with an inflatable raft.  The raft’s owner saw him and called the cops.  This was Tobergta’s fifth arrest on similar offenses, including having sex with a giant Halloween deocrative pumpkin. He told the cops he has a problem, needs help and begged them not to send him to prison.  His family claims he has ADD.  

- He has ADD and the whole reason he has sex with rafts is to avoid getting an STD! 

- Who among us hasn’t had “relations” with someone they call “Pumpkin”? 

- This is nothing… He tried joining the Mile High Club once using the planes inflatable slide!