The Motion Picture Academy announced that at next year’s Oscars, the Jean Hersholdt Humanitarian Award will go to Oprah Winfrey. 



- For her single-handed efforts to keep Gayle King employed.  

- I just hope they don’t ask David Letterman to host the show again.  I couldn’t handle another “Oprah… Uma.  Uma… Oprah” moment. 

- Oprah’s going to surprise everyone in the audience by giving them their very own “Best Actor” Oscar!