Businesswoman Yukari Miyamae of Colorado is facing a felony sexual abuse charge after allegedly grabbing and twisting a TSA agent’s breasts at the airport.  Police say she became argumentative after being searched. Miyamae’s friends were shocked; they say she’s a frequent flyer who travels every week, and she must’ve been upset about being singled out for a search.  

- Or maybe she just likes girls! 

- “Grabbing and Twisting”… wasn’t that Frank Constanza’s “move” on Seinfeld?