The mascot of the Wireless Center in Strongsville, Ohio was outside the store, passing out flyers in a gorilla costume, when suddenly, someone dressed as a banana leapt from the bushes, made a flying tackle, knocking the gorilla to the ground, then fled on foot.  The gorilla wasn’t injured, just embarrassed.  Police were unable to locate the banana. 

- But they do believe  the banana may be suffering from split personality disorder. 

- Police are looking for the culprit and are interviewing all women in the area named Chiquita.   

- This is just the latest in a “bunch” of similar attacks. 

- The gorilla told the cops that the banana had no distinguishing marks or tatoos… but did have a few bruises.